Environmentalists are bad for the planet

Polar Bears

Ok, so the latest thing related to global warming are these dang polar bears! What is it about them that are so worth protecting? Do they make the toys for Santa Claus or something? Or poop oil? Or is it just because they are too cute, and the rich people all gotta have one to replace their Panda Bear that they got years ago during the Panda craze!? We all know the rich get what they want!! Has anyone even ever seen a Polar Bear, other than on the Discovery channel? How do we know they even exist!? We have to take the word of the 10 camera men than went up to the ice cap to shoot Planet Earth! Even I could Photoshop a Polar Bear into a video! =) Well I don’t actually debate the existence of Polar Bears, but I do debate the need to protect them as much as we are. They were already protected by the Marine Mammal Protection Act to prevent all the North Pole red necks from shooting them for sport. Which is great, because sport hunting is pretty un-cool. But now that the numbers of the Polar Bear population are increasing, and the shelf ice is at unprecedented levels, we put them on the threatened species list. Kinda weird hu?! If their population is growing, and their habitat is growing, where is the problem? Perhaps it’s because the environmental whackos sued the Department of the Interior to get what they want! Or maybe it is because it is an election year! Or a combination of both! Regardless of the reason, the score is now Environmental Whackos 40, Normal People Zero! And now these queers know how to get what they want! So before we know it, we wont be able to go camping, because all of our National Parks will be closed, we will have to walk 40 miles to work, because cars will be outlawed, we wont be able to eat meat, because its inhumane to kill animals, we wont be able to eat plants because that hurts the eco-system of the planet, and human ingenuity will be at a stand still because it is also somehow bad for the planet! So human life will fizzle out, and the wild animals that we protect will take over the planet, all because of the break down of our representation system. It’s a shame, you don’t get what you want by popular demand and your voice being heard any more, you get what you want when you sue people, or when your buddy in Congress is up for re-election. So it has become the needs of the few, not the needs of the many. But I guess that’s what’s got to happen if we are to become a Socialist State!