Today's Stupid Crap

Just now i was listening to my favorite talk radio station KTAR, and these are the latest things they are talking about that pisses me off! I think it was yesterday when president Bush spoke to Congress a second time asking them to lift the ban on drilling oil. He said that he had done his part by lifting the Executive ban, and they need to do their part by lifting their ban, or at least bring it up for a vote!

Of course, as soon as Bush says something, all the "smart" people come out to argue with him. Check out this absurdness from the Lord Douche Obama! He said in response to Bush's speech that drilling is not the solution to our energy problem (as he always says)! He says that there are other simpler ways to save fuel. On a audio clip I listened to, Obama said that if we were to keep the tires of our cars properly inflated, and perform regular tune-ups as it is recommended by the auto manufactures, we could save just as much oil as what we would be pulling out of the ground if Congress let us. YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FREAKING KIDDING ME! He is so desperate to be the exact opposite of Bush and McCain that he says the stupidest crap! In the words of my friend Ben, what an IDIOT!(You have to pronounce it like Napoleon Dynamite does or its not funny!) I don't know about you, but when i forget to change my oil, and rotate my tires, my car gets the same exact gas millage as when i perform the maintenance as recommended. How is this stinky month old bag of douche so freakin popular? Who would vote for a guy that says junk like that?

Now check out how Congress responded to Bush's request! The disgustingly decrepit Nancy Pelosi came out saying that drilling for oil is a hoax, and she will never approve a vote in congress for it. In the Senate the equally decrepit Harry Reid also said that he would never ever ever ever lift the ban on drilling. How can these idiots run the country? I don't understand! They belong in Sun City clogging up our streets with their stupid ass golf carts! How do they know what is best for our country? They are like all old people, stuck in the good 'ol days when the horse and buggy were how you got places.

Anyways, the point i want to make here is how these public displays of political disarray are effecting the oil prices. Two weeks ago or so Bush lifted the executive ban on oil drilling and pressured Congress to do the same. The next day oil prices began to fall for the first time in who knows how freaking long! So it seems that someone with a diaper on their head, and dynamite strapped to their chest got a little concerned that we would no long need their oil soon and dropped their prices. For 17 consecutive days the price of oil dropped, which was felt at the pump!!! However on the 18th day the price rose again. Is it a coincidence that this is the same day that Congress refused to lift their drilling ban?? It seems that the butt cheeks in the middle east have unclenched because they now know that Congress will not allow domestic drilling, resulting in a continued need for the sand oil. If it is not obvious to everyone now why the oil prices are the way they are, i don't know what it would take to show you. It is very clear that what we pay for oil is decided by the sand dwellers, who also happen to either be our enemies, or support our enemies with the money we give them. If it is this clear to me (some uneducated computer geek), why can congress see it? Why cant Obama see it? I think their priorities lie elsewhere, like legalizing pot, or giving themselves another raise, or taking another vacation when the rest of the country cant afford to drive to work!!

I wonder what Rosy O'Donnell and Alec Baldwin has to say about this! I'm sure we will hear some kind of spark of genius coming from the peanut gallery! Why don't they just run for office! They have all the answers! =pYup, that's the look of a lady that has the political smarts to run our country!!!