Evil Oil Profits!

Today the quarterly profit report come out for Exxon mobile. It said that they made $40 billion this past quarter. Well the news went crazy over this saying this is absurd profits that we have to pay for at the pump. Well the idiots in the media fail to put those profits in context! In order to make $40 billion in profit, Exxon had to spend $400 billion, which translates into 10% profits. Is it so bad that 10 cents per dollar you spend on gas is profit for Exxon? Well a lot of people think so, and i don't understand why. Why are people not upset about the government making 18 cents per dollar spent on gas? The freaking government makes more money off gas than the oil companies do! Why does no one talk about that? To put it more into context, for every dollar you spend on Microsoft products 30 cents of it is pure profit for them. For every dollar spend on long distance phone carriers like AT&T, 15 cents of it is pure profit. So why are there not any idiots going after those companies for making so much more profit than the oil companies??

Liberal Media queers!

Obama Has The Gangster Vote

Do you know the Rap group called Ludicrous? Well if you don't know, its pretty much music from the pit of hell, just like all rap! As the saying goes, your not a real rapper unless you have gotten shot, or you have shot someone. Anyways, the point is, Ludicrous wrote a song in support of Obama. In normal uneducated gangster black people style, the white people need to go and the black people need to rise up and take over, according to this song. Lyrics in this song include, "paint the white house black", "president Bush is Mentally handicap", and "McCain doesn't belong in any chair unless he is paralyzed" and more extremely derogatory comments that i couldn't quite understand cuz the guy is an uneducated piece of black donkey crap!! He also said that he is Obama's favorite rapper!

I just wanted to express my extreme pissed offness about this song! How could anyone vote for a guy that likes this kind of music? Its not even music! It is gangsters with a side hobby of making musicals out of their daily life of killing people! That's real talent right there!

Today's Stupid Crap

Just now i was listening to my favorite talk radio station KTAR, and these are the latest things they are talking about that pisses me off! I think it was yesterday when president Bush spoke to Congress a second time asking them to lift the ban on drilling oil. He said that he had done his part by lifting the Executive ban, and they need to do their part by lifting their ban, or at least bring it up for a vote!

Of course, as soon as Bush says something, all the "smart" people come out to argue with him. Check out this absurdness from the Lord Douche Obama! He said in response to Bush's speech that drilling is not the solution to our energy problem (as he always says)! He says that there are other simpler ways to save fuel. On a audio clip I listened to, Obama said that if we were to keep the tires of our cars properly inflated, and perform regular tune-ups as it is recommended by the auto manufactures, we could save just as much oil as what we would be pulling out of the ground if Congress let us. YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FREAKING KIDDING ME! He is so desperate to be the exact opposite of Bush and McCain that he says the stupidest crap! In the words of my friend Ben, what an IDIOT!(You have to pronounce it like Napoleon Dynamite does or its not funny!) I don't know about you, but when i forget to change my oil, and rotate my tires, my car gets the same exact gas millage as when i perform the maintenance as recommended. How is this stinky month old bag of douche so freakin popular? Who would vote for a guy that says junk like that?

Now check out how Congress responded to Bush's request! The disgustingly decrepit Nancy Pelosi came out saying that drilling for oil is a hoax, and she will never approve a vote in congress for it. In the Senate the equally decrepit Harry Reid also said that he would never ever ever ever lift the ban on drilling. How can these idiots run the country? I don't understand! They belong in Sun City clogging up our streets with their stupid ass golf carts! How do they know what is best for our country? They are like all old people, stuck in the good 'ol days when the horse and buggy were how you got places.

Anyways, the point i want to make here is how these public displays of political disarray are effecting the oil prices. Two weeks ago or so Bush lifted the executive ban on oil drilling and pressured Congress to do the same. The next day oil prices began to fall for the first time in who knows how freaking long! So it seems that someone with a diaper on their head, and dynamite strapped to their chest got a little concerned that we would no long need their oil soon and dropped their prices. For 17 consecutive days the price of oil dropped, which was felt at the pump!!! However on the 18th day the price rose again. Is it a coincidence that this is the same day that Congress refused to lift their drilling ban?? It seems that the butt cheeks in the middle east have unclenched because they now know that Congress will not allow domestic drilling, resulting in a continued need for the sand oil. If it is not obvious to everyone now why the oil prices are the way they are, i don't know what it would take to show you. It is very clear that what we pay for oil is decided by the sand dwellers, who also happen to either be our enemies, or support our enemies with the money we give them. If it is this clear to me (some uneducated computer geek), why can congress see it? Why cant Obama see it? I think their priorities lie elsewhere, like legalizing pot, or giving themselves another raise, or taking another vacation when the rest of the country cant afford to drive to work!!

I wonder what Rosy O'Donnell and Alec Baldwin has to say about this! I'm sure we will hear some kind of spark of genius coming from the peanut gallery! Why don't they just run for office! They have all the answers! =pYup, that's the look of a lady that has the political smarts to run our country!!!

The Grasshopper And The Ant

So Congress passed a bill today that would help bail people out of their poor mortgage decisions with 300 Billion dollars. Here we go with the freakin government taking over everything! Why cant we just let bygones be freakin bygones!? And stupid idiots be stupid idiots? It makes me think of a revised edition of the Ant and the Grasshopper story!

The Ant and the Grasshopper each buy a house. The Ant buys a house within his means and chooses the 30 year fixed loan. It may be more expensive than the ARM, but at least it wont change on him! After all, it's the smart thing to do! The Grasshopper on the other hand is a greedy douchbag! His income is no greater than the Ant's, though he still bought a bigger more expensive house for himself, and a couple other houses to rent out for a profit! All on ARM loans. Well to start off, the Grasshopping is doing great! The renters are paying the mortgage for all his homes plus some! He is also making a profit! Then all of a sudden, the market goes to crap and his oh so nice 5% interest only mortgage payments increase 5% every year! So instead of being smarter than a steaming pile of crap and getting rid of his houses, the Grasshopper tries to buy more houses to rent! All on ARM loans again! Well it seems Butt Nugget hasn't learned his lesson yet! So after 5 years, the Grasshopper is now paying 20% interest on all his homes each that are well beyond his means and ends up foreclosing on all of them without paying a freakin dime to the principle! Now the Grasshopper is pissed off because the Ant has a house and he doesn't! So Congress comes back from their four week 4th of July vacation, meets for a week before going on another vacation (while the rest of the country cant pay to fill their gas tanks) and also decides that it is unfair for the Ant to have a home when the Grasshopper does not one or more! So Congress decides to tax the hell out of the Ant to provide 300 billion dollars so all the greedy douchebag Grasshoppers can get their house(s) back. In addition, congress notices that the lender for the Grasshopper is suffering because the Grasshopper never paid his mortgage, and decides to give them money too! And who pays for this??? The Ant does!

Yup, that's exactly how the story goes in the children books!

A Letter

Wow doesn't he look retarded? After his "Uh" speech the other day, maybe his is!! This is a letter from a guy in the army in Afghanistan. Who knows if its real, but it sounds about right!

Hello everyone,
As you know I am not a very political person. I just wanted to pass along
that Senator Obama came to Bagram Afghanistan for about an hour on his
visit to
'The War Zone'. I wanted to share with you what happened.
He got off the plane and got into a bullet proof vehicle, got to the area
to
meet with the Major General (2 Star) who is the commander here at Bagram.

As the Soldiers where lined up to shake his hand he blew them off and
didn't
say a word as he went into the conference room to meet the General. As he
finished, the vehicles took him to the ClamShell (pretty much a big top
tent
that military personnel can play basketball or work out in with weights)
so he
could take his publicity pictures playing basketball. He again shunned the
opportunity to talk to Soldiers to thank them for their service.

So really he was just here to make a showing for the American's back home
that he is their candidate for President. I think that if you are going to
make
an effort to come all the way over here you would thank those that are
providing the freedom that they are providing for you.

I swear we got more thanks from the NBA Basketball Players or the Dallas
Cowboy Cheer leaders than from one of the Senators, who wants to be the
President of the United States. I just don't understand how anyone would
want him to
be our Commander-and-Chief. It was almost that he was scared to be around
those that provide the freedom for him and our great country.

If this is blunt and to the point I am sorry but I wanted you all to know
what kind of caliber of person he really is. What you see in the news is
all
fake.

In service,
CPT Jeffrey S. Porter
Battle Captain
TF Wasatch
America n Soldier

Congress Versus Bush Update

I want to expand on my previous post about how Congress is mad that Bush wont release Oil from the reserves, and how Bush is mad because Congress wont release the oil field. Apparently the reason why Congress wont release the oil fields is because the oil companies are not even using the land that they already have to drill! Well i can understand that! If these companies have thousands of acres of land leased to them and they are not using it to drill on, why should we give them more land in the protected areas!!? That is a perfectly legitimize augment, and apparently the oil companies are the evil culprits for the current energy problem. Or is it!?

Well it seems that congress left out one big crucial fact! It seems that congress did in fact lease this land for the oil companies to drill on, and one company found 2.6 trillion cubic feet of natural gas! However the problem is, congress will not allow these oil companies to retrieve any oil or gas from the ground! They can drill, but not produce! Hmmm... What queers!

Full story here: http://www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/198/12393/


Does it seem to anyone, that congress has stock in this country failing? That's how I feel.

Obama Drama

In December of last year, Presidential elections were being held in Kenya. There were riots in the streets for 3 days, and a civil war almost broke out because one man was pissed off because he did not win the election and said that the elections were unfair. 1500 people died, and 600,000 people were displaced because of this. But he got into office as a result! Those were the people that didnt vote for him i guess! This guy's name is Raila Odinga, a radical Marxist who named his only son Fidel. When a African names his son Fidel, that should be a good indicator of his ideals! Oh and by the way, he is Barack Obama's first cousin. Does that scare you? There are videos of Obama campaigning for Odinga as recent as July of 2006 (pictured up top). Does that show us what Obama's real values are? If he supports a radical, does that make him a radical? That scares the crap out of me! Especially since he is said to be more likely to win the election against McCain.

Two weeks ago Obama spoke to the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and transgender community conference, and he said that his first official act of president if elected would be to use executive order to resend DOMA the defense of marriage act that would strike down the definition of marriage as a man and a woman for all federal contracts. If this happens, we as Americans are not the only ones affected. Pastor Leo got a quote from a Saudi Arabian Sheek (Prince)who said they are watching the marriage amendments in American, because if homosexuality is allowed to advance in the united states through these amendments, then an evil will be released on the world that is greater than the threat of terrorism.

I don't think we need to worry about loosing the right to bare arms. If Obama wins the election, we need to worry more about the spiritual implications of what will happen.

Who's Fault Is It?

Just a quick thought, I think its funny how the liberals are always pointing their fingers away from themselves. At first, they blamed the high gas prices on big oil, and spent who knows how much money on investigating it. Once that investigation goes no where, they point the finger to the consumers for not conserving fuel. Next they are pointing the finger at the oil speculators. Now they point the finger at president Bush for not releasing oil out of the reserve! For reals? These retards spend all their time trying to figure out who's fault it is, and not spending any time on trying to find a solution! All the money they spent on investigating scapegoats could have been put into another stimulus package failure! lol

Congress Versus Bush

So President Bush comes out saying the problem with our gas prices is because congress has blocked access to the oil fields in our country to oil exploration, which we all know to be fact already. However a queer liberal representative from congress responds to Bush’s “attack” saying that Bush refuses to help also by not releasing some of the Strategic oil reserve! The plan is not to release oil from the reserve, the plan seems to be to stop adding oil to the reserve. That is only 70,000 barrels a day! So when we as a country use 20 million barrels a day, how much will an extra 70k help? That is only .3% of our daily usage!

But of course, if the silly liberals wanted to actually release oil from the reserve, how much would they release? As of June 11 2008 there was 704.9 million barrels in the reserve. How much of that are they thinking about releasing and over what time period? They would have to release a big amount every day in order to make an effect in gas prices, maybe 5 million barrels a day. At that rate we would be out of oil in like 5 months. Is that really worth it for some cheaper gas for only a short period of time?

What happens if we go to war with another country. What happens if Iran goes berserk and mines the straight of Hormuz, and we loose our supply of oil? What if all this happens after we released a bunch of oil out of our reserve? We would not have the fuel to fight a war for very long. This is the exact story of the book “Red Storm Rising” by Tom Clancy

I don’t know about you but I don’t have a problem filling up at the station! There are no stations without gas, no long lines, no fill up limits, no slow pumps, NOTHING! How is this a supply problem if no one anywhere is having problems of any kind finding gas? So how would adding to the supply help if we have plenty of supply to begin with?? I don’t get it! We need to not be buying other people’s oil, that’s the solution.

Stupid Liberals

They Shouldnt Learn English, We Should Learn Spanish

The other day Obama said this: “I agree that immigrants should learn English, But instead of worrying about whether immigrants can learn English _ they'll learn English _ you need to make sure your child can speak Spanish. You should be thinking about how can your child become bilingual. We should have every child speaking more than one language. You know, it's embarrassing when Europeans come over here, they all speak English, they speak French, they speak German. And then we go over to Europe and all we can say is 'merci beaucoup!'" Obama said, laughing.

That is absurd for many reasons! First off, no the immigrants wont learn English! If they did, we wouldn’t have Spanish billboards, Spanish street signs, and little Spanish cities all over Phoenix. If they were learning to speak English we wouldn’t have to print a Spanish translation on the back side of every product sold in this country! The food at the grocery store, computers at Best Buy, instructions on how to put a swing set together, all have Spanish translations on it! Why would that be if the immigrants are learning English? I used to be a food server for many years and with out fail, the cooks and bussers were always Mexicans! Out of the 15 guys working back there per shift, maybe one or two of them spoke just enough broken English to translate for the rest! Why is it that you can’t talk to the guys that trim your tree or cut your grass, or wash your car, or build your house, or dig your pool?? I think that is a perfect example of how they are not learning English!

Second argument! Telling us to learn another country’s language is like the 1940’s government of France telling their people to learn how to speak German, the language of the country that is invading them! How is that any different than our current situation? It’s exactly the same! They are invading our country! It’s just a little bit slower, and they didn’t actually declare war on us! But they are bringing their weapons, drugs and culture! They are squeezing us out! “Oh we know we have a problem here, people are dying, people are being forces to flee their homes, but lets not be fighters! Lets be lovers and embrace their culture and welcome them in our homes, not all of them want to kill us!!” Great idea you freakin queer hippy!

Third argument! Why is it so embarrassing that other countries speak our language and we don’t speak theirs? We didn’t tell the French to speak our language, they learned it on their own! The least they can do is learn the language of the people who saved their asses twice! Europeans learn English because it is bifacial for them to do so. Learn the language of the most powerful country in the world so you can do business with them! If China was the dominant country in the world, we would all be speaking Chinese! How would we benefit from being forced to learn Spanish? I suppose it would help for when you want to interrogate a human or drug smuggler!

Obama is a idiot, and so is anyone who likes him!

How Not To Make Your Point

I am baffled by the lack of intelligence in people! Or maybe its just their unwillingness to think things through. I hope i don't offend any one close to me, because this seems to be a very popular way to tell the oil companies to F-OFF! As if they are actually the bad guy! I get emails forwarded to me by people who got it forwarded to them about how to lower gas prices. I used to get this email once a week! The idea is to get as many people in the city, or the country as possible to not purchase gasoline on a predetermined date. I don't know if anyone sees the holes is this idea, but they are as freakin big as the hole in the ozone layer!! If you are going to drive on that day like you normally do, then your just making a fool out of yourself! According to a message sent out to myspace users, if all 72 million members of myspace didn't buy gas for one day, the oil companies would loose 2.1 billion dollars in that day according to a $3 a gallon for gas. Who came up with that one? What a retard! To begin with, the oil companies don't make even close to $3 a gallon if that's what its being sold for! That $3 includes taxes, and mark up buy the gas station. Also it costs the oil company money to make the one gallon. So maybe they are only making $1.50 per gallon! Besides all of that, all you dopes out there are just going to buy your gas the day before, or the day after! So the same exact amount of gas will be purchased during those 3 days, as it would have been if no one had come up with this dumb idea!

Here's an idea! Instead of not buying gas on a certain day, don't use gas on that day! If those 72 million myspace users don't drive their car on a day that they normally would, and instead ride their bike or something, can you imagine what would happen? Well probably nothing, but it is still interesting to think about! Even if that is 2 gallons saved per person, that is only 144 million gallons saved in one day when the country goes through more than 400 million per day! That is only one tenth of a percent loss in a months worth of sales! That is a very small hiccup in the long run. Nothing would happen. Now if we did this once a week, that would be different, but still i think the effect would be minor.

So if these gimmicks don't work, what do we do? WE FREAKIN DRILL!! Drill though a environmentalist's, or Polar Bear's head if you have to! There will not be a technology that will fix this soon enough, so drilling is the solution! Sure it will take a number of years after the drilling starts before the pressure is relieved, and it cannot be a permanent solution, but that's a lot less time than waiting for ethanol to never happen, or for fuel cells to make it past Orange County.

I really don't care about how much gas is costing me, i do care however where my money is going! We are basicly supporting the enemies we are fighting in this war! I actually hope the gas prices continue to go up and up and up! Eventually something has got to give! Some one will take action and do something to domesticate ourselves! Obviously the prices are not high enough for the government to be concerned about doing something about it, despite the fact that we are yelling at them. I guess this really isn't a representative state! Who knew!!

So this fall, don't vote on who you think will represent your voice the best, because we know darn well they wont listen. Vote on who's personal agenda matches yours the closest because that what getting into office is all about now!

Let Freedom Roar!

Its the Thanksgiving of America! At least it is for me! I find my self reflecting on what i am thankful for around the 4th of July! Lately all you hear are people completing about how much America sucks now, and how our presidential candidates suck, and how this and that and bla bla bla! I admit, i do complain a litte bit too, but when it comes down to it, there is no better place to be in this world than right here! It doesn't matter how socialistic we become if Ombama takes office, it doesn't matter if McCain is too old and may die in office, we will still be free to do what ever we want no matter how bad it gets! I'm free to not eat my gross vegetables if I don't want to! Just like president Bush Sr. said when he took office, "My mom said when i become President of the United States, I don't have to eat broccoli! Well now I am the President, and I will not eat my broccoli!" I am also free to worship the one true God, upon which this country was originally built! Remember that? No one does any more. Most importantly, I am free to go to the airport, and watch the display of our freedom in action, roaring through the skies, with missiles attached!!
This 4th of July, don't just let Freedom ring, let it ROAR! Eat some beans, and go to the airport to watch jets!!!